One thing that has always confused me about lawyers is the utter lack of a hobby that doesn't involve, as Article III Groupie would put it, the overconsumption of luxury goods. Or, as is often the case, the overconsumption of alcohol - probably motivated by serious depression, a malady of lawyers. One personal injury lawyer has found a productive hobby - yoga. Though, amusingly, the yoga lawyer refers to his life as his "goddamn life." So perhaps he hasn't found total salvation.