Your mental health just went down the toilet
October 08, 2004
Wow.
A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollar bills used to pay a parking ticket has been charged with harassment of a public official.
Hmmm.... a shrink who pays his bills with sh*t. I wonder when his last check-up was?
Officers received an envelope in July labeled "Foreign brown substance on bills." The envelope contained several dollar bills and a parking ticket made out to a vehicle registered to McPike, police said.
No chain-of-custody problems there.
"All personnel that dealt with the bills were offended by what the defendant did," an affidavit said.
Understatement - I like that.
If convicted, McPike could face up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $500.
I wonder what he'll pay that fine with...