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Your mental health just went down the toilet

Wow.

A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollar bills used to pay a parking ticket has been charged with harassment of a public official.

Hmmm.... a shrink who pays his bills with sh*t. I wonder when his last check-up was?

Officers received an envelope in July labeled "Foreign brown substance on bills." The envelope contained several dollar bills and a parking ticket made out to a vehicle registered to McPike, police said.

No chain-of-custody problems there.

"All personnel that dealt with the bills were offended by what the defendant did," an affidavit said.

Understatement - I like that.

If convicted, McPike could face up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $500.

I wonder what he'll pay that fine with...

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