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Banks on Personal Responsibility

I had two bank accounts to keep certain funds segregated - accounts A (active) and NI (now inactive).  Months (maybe even a year) ago I closed account NI.  Last week I opened a statement indicating that account A had been assessed fees because account I had been overdrawn.  How could a closed account be overdrawn?  The bank never closed account NI. 

Thus, because I didn't put any money into account NI, it lacked the funds to pay the $8/month account fee.  Because my account became overdrawn when they charged me fees on the closed account, I was charged more fees!  So not only did they wrongfully charge me account-maintenance fees, they also charged me overdraft fees. 

How did I learn this?  I noticed a peculiar charge to my account for $17.  Upon investigation, I learned that they had been debiting my active account $10 or so dollars a month for the last eight months.  A ten-dollar transaction is enough to fly below my radar, so I hadn't noticed the previous charges.  When they charged me $17, they screwed up, since $17 is big money to me. 

Being a reasonable guy, I appealed to reason, and wrote:

Why have I been charged for this: DR-RIGHT OF SETOFF TO ACCT XXXXXXX $17.00   

I received a notice in the mail indicating that another account was overdrawn. What other account? I only have one account (my checking account). A LONG time ago I had an additional account ("The Wedding Account"), but I closed that one a very long time ago. Looking at my history, I see this charge has been assessed previously. Why? How can I be overdrawn on an account that does not exist?

Their (non)response:

A "Right of Setoff" transaction occurs when the bank withdraws funds from one of your accounts to cover a negative balance on another of your accounts. On 09/19/05, we transferred funds from account number XXXXX to offset the overdraft in your account number XXXX.

When I told them,

I closed the wedding account almost a year ago. When I log into [Bank], the account doesn't show up. That's why I don't understand these offet fees. I closed the wedding account already. I behaved as if the account was closed.  I neither deposited nor withdrew money.

Why would I keep open an account without any money in it? It doesn't make any sense. So, I would like the funds that were wrongly taken from my account to offet a negative balance in the non-existent account as soon as possible. It's not fair that although I closed the account months ago, I've been charged because someone at the bank messed up and left it open.

Screw off, they told me.  So I replied:

First, I closed the account a long time ago. Indeed, when I log into [Bank], only one account shows up on the screen. I behaved as if I only had one account. I never transferred or deposited any money into it. I'm sure this has happened to many others, and I'm prepared to file a class action.

They played the tort reformer's card:

It was your responsibility to pay attention to the many statements that have been mailed to you.

Got that?  When a bank steals from my account, it's my fault for not noticing.  I should just take personal responsibility and eat the bank's fees.  Wow.

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