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Unhappy With the Law?

Get a Hobby

One thing that has always confused me about lawyers is the utter lack of a hobby that doesn't involve, as Article III Groupie would put it, the overconsumption of luxury goods.  Or, as is often the case, the overconsumption of alcohol - probably motivated by serious depression, a malady of lawyers.  One personal injury lawyer has found a productive hobby - yoga.  Though, amusingly, the yoga lawyer refers to his life as his "goddamn life."  So perhaps he hasn't found total salvation.