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Nude Maid Cleans House

This story seems suspicious:

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

So he paid a woman to perform naked for him, but then he didn't watch her performance?

I suspect that he got all hot and bothered, gave her a bunch of jewelry, and then came up with this story once his wife returned home. Even if that is not what happened, there is reasonable doubt all over this case.

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