Good Trips on Travel Safety
May 31, 2009
Great tips here (via Cowen). I would add: When in a cab, I always sit directly behind the driver. If anything goes down, I am going to strangle him or gouge his eyes out. (This is easy to do when behind a person. Simply grab either side of his head, ensuring that each middle finger goes into his eye sockets.)
If you can't get behind the cab driver, I never let anyone sit behind me. They can put a gun or knife to your back. You're helpless.
The other tips are worth reading, and include some I haven't even thought of.
In terms of big city safety, I created a new one: When walking by shady looking guys, take out your cell phone. Hold it out like you're going to take a picture. If it looks like shit is about to go down: "I just took your picture and e-mailed it to my friends. So if anything happens to me, they'll have your photograph."
Ultimately, though, the best advice is to be alert. Amicus and I prevented some nit-wit from getting raped once because she was jabbering on her cell phone late at night, oblivious that two men were following her into a dark alley. Fortunately criminals are afraid of dogs. So we merely picked up the pace to get in between him. This idiot chick didn't even know that now I was directly behind her, walking at a fast and aggressive pace. I should have let her get victimized as a life lesson.
Which is another tip: Walk your dog. Amicus is only 40 pounds and strikingly beautiful. I say he looks as threatening as Brad Pitt. Nonetheless, hooligans get out of the way. Some have even said, "Daaaaym. That dog bite, don't he." I alway answer, "Yep. He sure does." I then pull him tightly on the leash, to emphasize his dangerous nature.