Michael Jackson died, Bernie Madoff got 150 years, and the United States Supreme Court sided with the white firefighters. Life would be unintesting if everyone stopped talking about the same things as everyone else. And if everyone else decided to stop being interested in the same things, life would be a bore. Because there is nothing quite as exciting as sameness. Now please excuse me while I take my MacBook to Starbucks where I'll send text messages from my iPhone about Michael Jackson, Bernie Madoff, and the United States Supreme Court's white guys.