Crime & Federalism

As I've persuasively demonstrated - repeatedly - the Republican Party is the Party of Beta Males. A man who lives in fear, and thus runs into the arm of Big Government for a big hug (or grope) of protection, is a beta male. An alpha male is self-reliant, and does not comprehend fearing cave-dwelling mongrels.

Bill O'Reilly admits to his betaness:

"I'm angry as an American. I'm angry about it. I'm angry at this Assange. I'm angry about whoever leaked it to him and I want something done about it. As an American, I want my family to be protected from terrorists and I don't want the US intelligence apparatus not to get any information because people fear they're going to be exposed and unmasked and that's what's going to happen. So I want my leader to say, 'you know, if we find you, you're going to be in jail forever, or if I can put a noose around your neck, I'm going to do it.'"

He can't protect his family or himself, because he is a beta male. He needs a leader to protect him.

Yet look at the bravado in his last sentence. He is talking about executions. A typical Republican "man," he appeals to pseudo-masculinity and violence. Would you, Bill O'Reilly, put the noose around Assange's neck? Of course not, you miserable cur.

Bill O'Reilly is a beta male, and henceforth any "man" who watches his television program must concedethat he, as a viewer, is also no man at all.