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I, Beta Male

Although this video is highly amusing, underneath it lies the cultural programming of all men. Like I, Robot, men are programmed to obey, to placate, to supplicate:

The Three Laws of Manhood, often shortened to The Three Laws or Three Laws, are a set of three rules written by feminists and white knights, and later expanded upon. The Laws are:

1. A man may not injure a woman or, through inaction, allow a woman to come to harm.

2. A man must obey any orders given to it by women, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A man must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

In the first scene, the guy wants to play golf. What's the problem?

Simple: His girl wanted him to do something else - for her. Thus, he broke the law of I, Beta Male. He should stay home and watch a stupid movie instead of hanging out with friends. He should do what she wants him to do instead of doing what he wants to do. Why? See Rule 2.

Imagine, however, if the guy weren't a slave. On his way out of the the house, he notices his girl in sexy underwear, with a few lit candles - maybe even some porn and tequila. Would he ever want to leave? Such a scenario is incomprehensible to those living the life of I, Beta Male.

Thus, here is a video translating womanspeak for the slave robots.