Entries categorized "Republicans Are Beta Males"

Founding Fathers Comment on the Republican Party of Beta Males

"I'm terrified of cave-dwelling savages. I need a large government to protect me." - GOP Official Platform

"Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin


"The Wikileaks founder should be executed." - Republicans/Beta Males.

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." - Thomas Jefferson


"Deficits don't matter." - Dick Cheney

"It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world." - Thomas Jefferson


"[Wikileaks] seeks to undermine the achievement of a vital national security interest ...This is the height of irresponsibility, and all involved should be ashamed of themselves." - Republican Senator John McCain

"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves." William Pitt in the House of Commons November 18, 1783


Notice a pattern?

Bill O'Reilly, Beta Male

As I've persuasively demonstrated - repeatedly - the Republican Party is the Party of Beta Males. A man who lives in fear, and thus runs into the arm of Big Government for a big hug (or grope) of protection, is a beta male. An alpha male is self-reliant, and does not comprehend fearing cave-dwelling mongrels.

Bill O'Reilly admits to his betaness:

"I'm angry as an American. I'm angry about it. I'm angry at this Assange. I'm angry about whoever leaked it to him and I want something done about it. As an American, I want my family to be protected from terrorists and I don't want the US intelligence apparatus not to get any information because people fear they're going to be exposed and unmasked and that's what's going to happen. So I want my leader to say, 'you know, if we find you, you're going to be in jail forever, or if I can put a noose around your neck, I'm going to do it.'"

He can't protect his family or himself, because he is a beta male. He needs a leader to protect him.

Yet look at the bravado in his last sentence. He is talking about executions. A typical Republican "man," he appeals to pseudo-masculinity and violence. Would you, Bill O'Reilly, put the noose around Assange's neck? Of course not, you miserable cur.

Bill O'Reilly is a beta male, and henceforth any "man" who watches his television program must concedethat he, as a viewer, is also no man at all.

Joe Scarborough on the Republican Party of Beta Males

An important meme is spreading, namely that the Republican Party is the Party of Beta Males. Until the GOP is recognized for what it is, men will associate with it - not realizing that the GOP views men as useful idiots. 

Joe Scarborough has taken this subversive meme to the mainstream. In a Political op-ed, he writes:

Republicans have a problem. The most-talked-about figure in the GOP is a reality show star who cannot be elected. And yet the same leaders who fret that Sarah Palin could devastate their party in 2012 are too scared to say in public what they all complain about in private.

Enough. It’s time for the GOP to man up.

No one in the GOP will "man up," because the GOP is loaded with beta males. Joe Scarborough knows this, and his column should be understood as a trial balloon. He is encouraging men to leave the GOP.

All self-respecting men should leave the GOP. When the GOP starts focusing on men's rights issues, we can negotiate with them. Here are a list of demands:

  1. Eliminate no-fault alimony. Generally the party who breaches a contract is required to pay damages. Marriage is a contract, and yet women who breach the marriage contract profit handsomely. Although 66-75% of all divorces are filed by the wife, men are required to pay alimony in over 90% of cases. Why won't the GOP fight wholesale robbery of men?
  2. Joint custody should be presumed. Currently courts presumed mother-only custody. Rarely does a man receive anything beyond marginal rights to visit his own child. Father's are not optional parents, and are more than an ATM.
  3. Child support payments must be audited. My good friend's ex-wife uses child support [sic] to make car payments on her Range Rover. The family court judge told my friend, "How the mother chooses to spend the child support payments if of no concern." How is this just?
  4. Abolish lifetime alimony. In a divorce, a man loses the benefits of having a wife. Why shouldn't the wife lose the benefits of having a husband?
  5. Mandate paternity testing. Between 10-25% of men are cuckolds - that is, their wives became pregnant with another man's child after having an affair. In every state, a man who is the victim of paternity fraud can be forced to pay child support. A paternity test is non-invasive, and can be done at a hospital for a few bucks. It is an inexpensive way to protect a man from fraud, and thus should be mandated in the public interest.

Until the GOP starts fighting for men, then men must stop fighting for the GOP.

Marc A. Thiessen, and the Republican Party of Beta Males

As vulgarity is revolting, I rarely read conservative publications. Thankfully someone reputable reads the mouth breathers at the National Review, or I'd never realize the extent of conservative pussydom. The conservative standard bearer, the National Review, presents this timid article

In the coming days, millions of Americans will travel to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday with family and friends. May I pose a novel idea? As we go through the airport screening line, let’s stop and say “thanks” to the men and women of the TSA who give up time with their families during the holidays to keep us safe from terror.

Who is this coward, and why is he writing at the National Review? Can't the magazine of pseduo-masculinity find someone who doesn't lose sleep over ghost stories?

How defective must one's brain be in order to even fear terrorism? It is a low-probability event. Unless you fear driving your "manly" SUV to the grocery store for "Paleo diet" food, fearing a terrorist attack is retarded.

Even if terrorism is a threat, what is it like to live in fear of cave-dwelling, 150-pound savages? Have you seen the average Muslim terrorist? Terrorists are laughable, and any male who couldn't single-handedly kill three with his bare hands...should be writing at the National Review.

Conservatives are a joke. They live in fear of terrorism, and demand that Big Government protect them from the scary terrorists. The Republican Party is the Party of Beta Males.

Indeed, the GOP is beta by definition, as the sine qua non of betaness is abdication. A beta male does not take responsibility for his life, but instead seeks the protection of some Other. Just look at Thiessen's concluding words:

They may very well be planning something equally spectacular for the tenth anniversary. So when we stop to give thanks for all our blessings this weekend, let’s give thanks for the people who spend their days and nights working to stop the terrorists from succeeding — including the men and women of the TSA. 

Wrong, motherfucker. The last terrorist attacks have been prevented by passengers - passengers who, unlike Thiessen, were willing to stand up against evil. Those who would say, "Enough!"

No self-respecting man can associate with the GOP. Nor can any self-respecting male can have any respect for the National Review. Until that piece of shit rag hires someone who doesn't piss his pants at the sight of undersized cave dwellers, NR is unworthy of anyone who walks with dignity and pride.

If you think I'm being unfair, ask yourself this question: If shit were about to go down on an airplane, would you want Marc A. Thiessen sitting next to you?